it’s fucked that mead is a real drink that you can buy from a store and you don’t actually need to brew it in your own dwarven wooden barrel or be invited by small mice into their larder to try. it’s also fucked that grog is a real drink that wasn’t made up by pirate orcs, and also is just watered down rum instead of, like, a bubbling green slop with stink lines coming off of it. does this make sense
hey. don’t cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)
I just wanted a sandwich.
I luv that the box legends are just big scaly cats